The Erasmus Experience - Madrid Edition: The Ranking

It all started off as an innocent joke. That's where it always begins, right?

You know how everyone always says that their Erasmus must be an unforgettable experience? How everyone is always determent to have kissed at least one person they met at an Erasmus party? Well, that is where this story began.

It's actually still a pending story, but it's been going on for months now, that I thought I'd finally talk about it. It began in late september, when two friends of mine kissed for the first time at an Erasmus party. I won't be disclosing names of the involved parties, but it concerned a girl and a guy friend. One straight, one gay (to make it more interesting).
It didn't take long before they both were heading for their second victory and soon after the bickering began about who was 'winning' their little contest of victories. So our group of friends decided to create 'the Ranking', a ranking system that keeps track of who has 'scored' most.

After the first person went to - let's say - third base, there was a ranking crisis.
Was this going to be classified on the same level as kissing or maybe we could award extra credits for scoring third base?
Oh, but if you think that that is where it ended, you are wrong. After this incident, problems kept surfacing after every new conquest (by this time other people, including me, started being in the running for the 'championship'). Was twice the same person also worth more credits, or would this count as just one? Would kissing a straight guy be awarded with twice the number of credits? And what if a gay guy kissed a straight girl, is that eligible?

So just to give you an idea of what drunk erasmus people are up to these days.
As a summary, what is the recipe to create a ranking:
At least 5 Erasmus students:
- under the influence of A LOT of alcohol
- not afraid to get dirty
- that are promiscuous enough to embark on this mission
- accompanied by at least 2 prudes (they are necessary to keep the counterbalance in check)
- who are :
A. capable of flirting
B. or extremely hot, therefore not in need of this skill
- if none of both requirements are fulfilled go for option A by giving them a crash course in flirting

There, I think that should do the trick to have a very drunk Erasmus Ranking Experience.
Have fun with it. After all, what happens on Erasmus, stays on Erasmus.